Showing posts with label Nigella Lawson. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Nigella Lawson. Show all posts

11.01.2009

The Monica Bellucci of ze food world

My love of fancy food started with NIGELLA <3 I used to glue myself to the TV when she came onto the food network. I remember I wanted to look and cook like her and have kids like her. . . FREAK.

My sister and I would play "Food Network" sometimes and I'd make her the film director or my child. depends.


the brits boys are nastayyy:
"I'd toss her salad with my engorged purple spatula anytime of the day or night. It's as simple as that. She can have my money and time in exchange for her buns and pussy. There, I've said it. Now you know." oh god.