Keep an eye on your kids... part 1

Russian kids VS American kids... such bad asses in their own ways. 
Welcome to part 1. of my 3 part series where we will discover the differences and similarities between these two youths. I am using these images to build the bases of my research.
I AM GOING TO HELL. 
by having just recently written "russian kids", i am accepting the fact that i will get a ridiculous amount of visits by hairy american perverts sitting on their rusty couches somewhere in arizona. 
NoFX guys!! sorry if i offended any nasty old men or kids from AZ!!!!! or russian, or american kids!I LOVE YOU ALL. In the next series ill poke fun of south american kids like myself!!!


anyways,

 they party like most midwestern americans during prom. visible bra straps, shiny long dresses, etc.

A teachers pet, next level. I don't think they have dress codes.

MY NEW IDOL. apparently female cops over there are MADDDD COOOOOL

They are awkward like all teens

they stage orgies. Dont know much about this in American culture, i will have to do more research.

this hat is very popular

they love pastel colors

 One thing to note. Most of them had a feeling the 90s were going to come back since early 2000, from recent pictures i see they are on point with the trends.

marijuana, so Spring 2010

im tired. time to sleep.

Auto Tune

I love going to work (KNOCK ON WOOD!), it's loads of fun and always inspirational. We always make sure to leave on a positive note so at the end of the day some of us decided it would be a good idea to recored some hilarious hit tracks.

Our friend Anthony H aka P + ONY is the master of Garage Band
Jerome (I want his stage name to be Jelly) is the master of sounding like a scary perv
and
I, DJ MeowMixxx am the master of talking shit


BandUntitled - Good Night
Our first song, "Good Night" has a really dramatic beat/base/track/wtvr to it. I added the strings to it, YAY ME! the vocals on the other hand aren't my favorite, I should have kept it really conceptual and said like 3 words throughout the track. WAHHHH hahaah . Instead I chose to talk about how my boyfriend abuses me and Jelly is in the background being my gay best friend, telling me everything will be okay. wtvr. ENJOY


BandUntitled - No Bras, No Panties
The second song, "No Bras, No Panties" is about being dirty. Jelly did a great job being a uber perv in the background, his voice is so dynamic. I luv him. P+ONY said, "LOLOL ur voice is so out of control that autotune helps regulate it" AHHHAHHAA...hate you.

***CAIRORAMA JUST BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION THAT I SOUND LIKE UFF! so embarrassed, now i'm like Ke$ha! I swear it's the autotune....SRRY!!***