Chore

A new approach on domestic chores. If it were really this appealing i'd do it more. Time to get new undies I guess! I dedicate this post to Shilah and Sarah, my fellow bra&panty lovers. MEOWWW.

Lingerie X Film X Everyday life = Genius/Soft-Core porn



Thank you: Damaris & Justin Anderson

mam mam

So today I woke up and my roomy told me that the Rodarte for Target collection was just made availly for the gen public. I usally don't get anything from these target collections cause by the time i go they are sold out in my size or my absence of boobs ends up screwing up the fits terribly. BUT, I was feeling very confident so i called my Mam Mam to run to target in So. Florida and pick me up some shiz, I ended up just getting one dress. I really want the bikini top too but whateves, if its still there when i get to fla. ill get it, if its not...its not ment to be.. haha

anyways, i really am MEH about the rodarte girls, my friend brought up a good point that its dumb they make peepz pronouce their name with an accent over the E since they dont put an accent on their name AND they are american or something. OH AND I HEARD THEY WERE MEAN!!! MEAN MEAN MEAN!!!! I HATE MEAN FASHION PEOPLE THAT CAN SUCK MY CLIT. Whatever, i dont know or care too muchfor them but i do like this lingerie stuff so BAM ITS MINE. i hope it fits, will find out in two days when i get home!love

$39.99

I got my lil baby sister niky to try it on from fla, shes a giant compared to me but im liking the color and femininity!

Love of my life

Anthony Bourdain, "light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul."

I love Anthony Bourdain. He is my fantasy, experienced (aka old) man. I wish he were 25 years younger though. I love his tan leathery face and his lungs filled with tar from the cigarette that is permanently attached to lips. I love how he makes fun of Rachel Ray for encouraging viewers to buy pre chopped onions even though I love watching her show. Il love his face..."Straight away I could tell he was rocker from his sexy attitude and the way he looked at me." through the tv...

Why Anthony is so dreamy...

1. I'm sure he smells really good

2. He is a manly MAN

3. He looks like a goofy giant

4. He is tan

5. He is a smart ass

6. He smoke cigarettes. Obvs this makes him a risk taker. O, Anthony. 

7. He has got a great head of hair for his age!

8. He would listen to heavy metal with me and en

joy it

9. He lives in NYC, so my chances of meeting him and making him fall hopelessly in love with me are greater.

10. HE IS A CHEF AND A WORLD TRAVELER! Need I say more!?!?! 

Tony, I would dress head to toe in Kiki De Montparnasse for you any day...

btw. I've decided that if I win the lottery I am going to take up lingerie design classes. I just love it so much.