COOLGURLKREW: January 2010

1.31.2010

WOW

I LOVE OUR SPECIES

AMAZING

via Mustache Florida via A-trak

Last night I saw Youth in Revolt with Uriel, Char, and Vic. Ur and I are big fans of Michael Cera. Uriel and Michael have the same voice without faking it, I think that's why I laugh at everything she says. Anyways. We snuck some burritos from Dos Toros in. YUMMY YUM YUM. My mouth was on fire the first 40 min of the film.

Previews: 2 really stuck out.
1st one was titled "She's Out of My League" starring Jay Baruchel, and no one else I care about or can think of, so there. He is such a cutie, oy. The title makes the film pretty self explanitory, doesn't sound like an epic film but it should bring a few laughs.

2nd, "Piranhas 3-D" At first i thought it was going to be a hilarious comedy about college kids partying in Panama Beach, FL. I was close, its a hilarious scary movie about kids partying in Panama Beach, FL. It seemed too loud for my taste, I imagine myself hiding inside my tee the entire time. Go see it if you like 3-D stuff.

OK onto the feature presentation:

1st minute: Michael is jerking off in his bed: Uriel and I turn to each-other and say, "aw, hes so cute"...sick.

A few moments later: laugh laugh laugh. funny. cute. funny. cute. cute. meets the girl. more funny, more cute. THEN....we meet: Francois Dillinger.

GOD, who knew Michael could be so seductive. With that Serge Gainsbourg look-alike outfit, and his blue eyes, and his crossed legs, and his cigarette. Every francophile-teen's dream.

Okay, that's all I am going to tell you. Go watch it. THE END.

P.S.
Not a HUGE fan of blondes but OMG. Next post: top 10 hottest blonde males...maybe.

1.28.2010

YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE

To all you psychos Tweeting pictures at the Paris Couture shows...

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU/11?! WHY ARE YOU GIVING A FUCK ABOUT TAVI'S DUMB DIOR BOW SAMPLE HAT,!??! WHY ARE YOU TAKING PICTURES FROM YOUR PHONE AND LOOKING AWAY FROM THE RUNWAY TO TWEET IT TO FOLLOWERS!! So disrespectful...

UGH. I could have been sitting there really taking it in...JERKS

img. via the fool from Grazia at Dior Couture, taking a photo of my fav. look

1.27.2010

Review: Pinata! Apples

Today I went to Wholefoods in Union Sq. I took the escalators to the basment and was greeted with the fruit of the week, "Pinata!" apples. They were described as "sweet and crispy with a tropical twist" I automatically assume its going to taste like a mango. I picked the most attractive one and brought it home.

I said to myself, "don't be a fat ass, save it for work tomorrow" YEAH RIGHT. easier said than done. I googled "pinata! apples" and downloaded the press kit. FREAK. They share the same characteristics and Honeycrisp apples and do not brown when sliced. I tried to hold back but i had to taste this "tropical" fruit. WELL all i have to say is, IT TASTES JUST LIKE A HONEYCRISP!! This has 0 tropical taste.

Anywho, I'm full.

Conclusion: try it, it's a good apple. Honeycrisps are better though.

1.26.2010

FYI

First thing I thought to do upon arriving home. Margiela x Merbabies.

Chore

A new approach on domestic chores. If it were really this appealing i'd do it more. Time to get new undies I guess! I dedicate this post to Shilah and Sarah, my fellow bra&panty lovers. MEOWWW.

Lingerie X Film X Everyday life = Genius/Soft-Core porn

Thank you: Damaris & Justin Anderson

1.25.2010

Chibi MariMar Moon

FYI

This is how I was born...

1.22.2010

Tsunami

So, I’ve been dreaming of tsunamis recently...it’s cool though. I think I’ve had at least three in the past six months. I looked them up online and I'm either really stressed or about to experience a positive life changing experience. I know I've been stressed but I really hope I can have some positive change come my way.

My tsunami dreams aren't really that scary, except for the last one. I was dumb and hid at the bottom of this fence instead of the top. My brain skipped the dieing part and just took me to a white chill hotel room where I was making a salad. In these tsunami dreams I’m usually the hero, I spot them, and get everyone to run to these big wooden bleachers where apparently we are always safe from harm. It's usually a fun rush of energy. This time it was MEH.

Dreams are so crazy!!! I can't even explain it, what could be a better word to describe them!? I don't know!?! I LOVEE waking up and being able to remember at least 2 dreams, such great ideas and feelings can come from them. Seriously, I've directed some quality, award-winning films in my dreams. Ex. Two kids discover a layer of extinct animals under a big swimming pool within a mansion, set in the Renaissance. GENIUS! I won't give the whole story away because you might steal it. meow.

How do you guys feel about your dreams? Any of you experience something wild recently? Tsunami dreams? (Apparently they are very popular)

P.S. I'm in Utah working an outdoor market tradeshow with the company i work for. It's loads of fun, lots of cute guys. Maybe i'll be a creep and dream about being friends with them tonight...

OH and MY LIFE SUCKS, because i woke up the day after i arrived with a major rash on my neck that has now spread all the way to beneath my eyes and i look like I have roseasa(sp?) and my face is bumpy.EW. NO BOYS WILL LIKE ME, MY LIFE IS RUINED, MAYBE THATS WHY I HAD A TSUNAMI DREAM..AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

1.18.2010

I BELONG IN THE WATER WHAT IS THIS WINTER NY BULLSHIT?!

ok. GIVE ME A BREAK, it's my first time making one of these! Made me feel 13 again. I think this is going to be my new hobby, I just have to figure out how to make them aesthetically pleasing.

Anyways, below I tell the story of a young and beautiful 20-something year old, she is really smart and kinda slut. Older men love her, she knows what she wants and she gets it. One day shes going to meet a normal guy on the beach during one of her many endless vaycayz, and they will fall in love. She will stop using men for money and gifts. Basically just told you the story of Priceless. HAHA.oy.

This is the beginning of me living vicariously through my polyvore's