IF I WERE AN ANIMAL...

FULL SCREEN THIS

Tsunami

So, I’ve been dreaming of tsunamis recently...it’s cool though. I think I’ve had at least three in the past six months. I looked them up online and I'm either really stressed or about to experience a positive life changing experience. I know I've been stressed but I really hope I can have some positive change come my way.

My tsunami dreams aren't really that scary, except for the last one. I was dumb and hid at the bottom of this fence instead of the top. My brain skipped the dieing part and just took me to a white chill hotel room where I was making a salad. In these tsunami dreams I’m usually the hero, I spot them, and get everyone to run to these big wooden bleachers where apparently we are always safe from harm. It's usually a fun rush of energy. This time it was MEH.

Dreams are so crazy!!! I can't even explain it, what could be a better word to describe them!? I don't know!?! I LOVEE waking up and being able to remember at least 2 dreams, such great ideas and feelings can come from them. Seriously, I've directed some quality, award-winning films in my dreams. Ex. Two kids discover a layer of extinct animals under a big swimming pool within a mansion, set in the Renaissance. GENIUS! I won't give the whole story away because you might steal it. meow.

How do you guys feel about your dreams? Any of you experience something wild recently? Tsunami dreams? (Apparently they are very popular)

P.S. I'm in Utah working an outdoor market tradeshow with the company i work for. It's loads of fun, lots of cute guys. Maybe i'll be a creep and dream about being friends with them tonight...

OH and MY LIFE SUCKS, because i woke up the day after i arrived with a major rash on my neck that has now spread all the way to beneath my eyes and i look like I have roseasa(sp?) and my face is bumpy.EW. NO BOYS WILL LIKE ME, MY LIFE IS RUINED, MAYBE THATS WHY I HAD A TSUNAMI DREAM..AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

babies

Okay, during the summer before high school my friend and I would lock ourselves in her room while our parents had dinner parties and we would play music videos to random songs to see if they matched up...I KNOW. WHATEVER WE WERE 13 whats a 13 year old to do?!?! anyways, we were in love with the song "TOO YOUNG" by Phoenix and we also were in love with X-Tina's "DIRRRTY" music video. SO WE COMBINED THE TWO TO MAKE MAGIC!

It works like this:

I have conveniently loaded "Too Young" onto my DivShare, along with the You Tube video for DIRTY. All you have to do is be patient and let them both load, then your gunna let DIRTY run for like 22 seconds. THEN you will play TOO YOUNG and mute DIRTY. THEN YOU WILL DIE LAUGHING. GOT IT?!!?

http://www.divshare.com/download/8997832-e89

sorry, I'm SORRY!

So I actually ended up getting my computer back the day after I dropped it off at Apple. It wasn't that bad.

Hating Rachel Zoe for talking to Karl and John like it ain't no thing

lifes not fair
but one day. ONE DAY! K+J will luvvv me

okay, I have to go do my work. I'm knee deep in devoirs.

cette soirée...je sens...je veux...

et danser

Lyuba

Tonight we finally got to see the televised dissection of Lyuba the baby mammoth on the National Geographic channel. She was discovered in the Russian tundra, the Yamalo-Nenetsk region to be exact. She's a cutie. Lyuba was in near perfect condition when the wife of Yuri Khudi, an Inuit, discovered her. When they translate his voice to english on the NG channel they make him sound like an idiot, I would be pissed if I were Yuri. During the dissection they drilled out a piece of fat from her back for further observation ... am i sick for wanting to squeeze it?? hahahha EW! but really, I think it would have been fun to be in that room extracting and observing. In this program there were a few professors and doctors looking to learn new things from this discovery, the three main ones were an American, a French man, and an Asian man. The american man was sooo great!! He was so interested and such a poet. At night he would walk out to learn more about the tundra, write in his diary, and help out with the chores! The asian man was very smart, he was about getting shit done. He took a load of x-rays and stuff. The french man was whatever, the only good contribution he had was his accent. He wasn't too talkative. They let Yuri into the examination room btw. He was so hxc he didn't even were the protective mouth covering. Our baby Lyuba died from suffication :( she fell into a river where water and dirt filled her lungs. On the bright side, I just think it is so amazing when we discover great things about the history of the world, particularly through animals. I love prehistoric animals and monsters. Lyuba (aka. "love" in russian) was 40,000 years old!!! Once I had a dream that I lived in a castle and in the "Dungeon" there was a huge covered wooden pool and when you pushed a lever it opened and unleashed ancient water beasts!!! Prehistoric crocidiles, water serpents, you name it. If any of you use this as the basis for the next major sci-fi/Narnia-esque film I better get credits. AND MONEY. 

Anyways, there is a load of info that I am missing. So google it. My source, a good one.