So what if i took dirty pictures on the bathroom floor!

LOL @1:28

Pretty Boy

I've been meaning to share this with you for about a week now. Funniest lyrics ever, I love this song.


The girls dancing are the funniest thing ever.

Ingrate Bitch

Never thought I'd be one of those kids that feel "lost" or confused. This crap better be temporary, I don't have time for this.

Actual Pain

So AngerManagementCrew hooked it up with a sweet clothing shop. Actual Pain. Just my kinda style. They offer sweet prints by featured artist or movie stills(mines from To the Devil a Daughter) or things of that sort. pretty fun. I bought this crew neck sweater thing but these BOYZ (they have to be boys cause they didnt provide any info about the sizing!!! or if its a fleece or reg t-shirt material!) didn't tell me about the fit of this thing so lets hope its right. They only had an XS left in mens. so i got it. bamn thats my story love pics of scary naked girls, reminds me of myself. CoolGurlKrew 4 lyfe. This is so you Cairorama.

VIA

Wish my bewbs were this size

babies

Okay, during the summer before high school my friend and I would lock ourselves in her room while our parents had dinner parties and we would play music videos to random songs to see if they matched up...I KNOW. WHATEVER WE WERE 13 whats a 13 year old to do?!?! anyways, we were in love with the song "TOO YOUNG" by Phoenix and we also were in love with X-Tina's "DIRRRTY" music video. SO WE COMBINED THE TWO TO MAKE MAGIC!

It works like this:

I have conveniently loaded "Too Young" onto my DivShare, along with the You Tube video for DIRTY. All you have to do is be patient and let them both load, then your gunna let DIRTY run for like 22 seconds. THEN you will play TOO YOUNG and mute DIRTY. THEN YOU WILL DIE LAUGHING. GOT IT?!!?

http://www.divshare.com/download/8997832-e89

my boobs are growing!

Easy Lucky Free

I can't stop thinking about how much I miss being in France. I MISS EVERYTHING ABOUT IT. I felt so happy and free there, everything was clean. I could live off bread ham and cheese for the rest of my life. I miss Lo, my french family and Bordeaux. It's cold here and I hate the cold so much, I bet I wouldn't mind the cold in France. Maybe I should stop being a fucking brat and enjoy the amazing life I live which never seems to be enough!? I just want to live in a dream I think. I have a very fairy tale impression of FR, maybe none of it is real and its just normal.

THATS IT! I'm moving and my family and friends are coming with. Bye U.S.A... I will miss your fried chicken.

My decadent life

Okay, so, I have like 30 different themes for my dream home. Who knows if one day i'll be able to afford to have 30 diffrent dream homes?!? Whatever, I can dream can't I?

Wish I had more hours in my day to lurk the internet harder than I already do, If I did I would have a million better images to show you, but I don't so BEAR (bare?) with me OK?

Vania Zouravliov will be commissioned to illustrate my family from his prospective

my children will learn all of Liszt classics at age 4

the bed, reminds me of the step mothers bed in Cinderella

bookcase

our pet, we call him Sebi

outside view

The Gardens where I will entertain

The cute neighborhood kiddies

Fav bracelet i will wear everyday

I will do my makeup here

I will lie down here and seduce my lvr

He will haunt the house & scare my children

This will be our calender

and we will wake up every morning to this:

holy sheesh

So i'm in Paris with Matty right now.

things you need to know:

1. We ride every carousel we see.

2. Today I met my future husband, hes aproxx. 21 and works at one of the carousels, hes great with children at hawt as hell

3. I'm moving here

4. Teki's set was not THAT great.

5. Forgot my cored for putting pics on the compooter at home. LAMEY

oh, and I'm moving here. Pics soon.

edit: I found the cord in my backpack yayay

You lost your ranking as a MOB

So I finally got my hands on this t-shirt i've been wanted for a long time. Paid 10 dollars in shipping and handling though. WTF!

Anyways, it has one the coolest girls of all time on it JANE BIRKIN!!!! yayayayay!!! I want to be her...one day. Until then, i'll walk around with a shirt of her exposing her boobs. SOOOOOOO RAUNCHYYYY. 

I got it in black. Should I have gotten the orange??? I feel like she was too washed out in the orange...right??? I AM SOOO INDECISIVE!!! 

"Je m'appelle Jane et je t'emmerde"

DL "Je m'appelle Jane" by Jane Birkin Ft. Mickey 3D...NOW!!!!!!

This post is in memory of a fallen "MOB". God bless her...