Showing posts with label boys drool. Show all posts
Showing posts with label boys drool. Show all posts

12.10.2010

Forced

you hurt her when you treat her like animal

you asked her to send you pictures
she did her hair
filled in her lips
put on her favorite icy pink lipstick for you
squeezed into her old sexy corset thing
she stole her daughters underwear for you
she filled in her eyebrows
she set the timer on the camera
she had to run back and give you her sexiest pose
she sent them to you
and you put them on the internet
WHY YOU TREET WEEEMON LIKE ANIMAL!!!
hate.


10.25.2010

8.22.2010

About to watch

Caramel 
i feel your pain.

6.19.2010

SAP

"Maria, I don't care if you think you're odd becuase I feel like singing when I see you and you're beautiful."
via Skins....okay maybe I edited a bit.

12.15.2009

vomit

Men like this make me so angry i could punch a wall

12.10.2009

Rats


I'm the hairy man, you can be the RAT.

11.10.2009

the story so far

so first its this

then this happens

then its this

then this

no no, maybe this

then this happens

then

and then

and finally

and then after a while there is this


FIN.


11.04.2009

Actual Pain

So AngerManagementCrew hooked it up with a sweet clothing shop. Actual Pain. Just my kinda style. They offer sweet prints by featured artist or movie stills(mines from To the Devil a Daughter) or things of that sort. pretty fun. I bought this crew neck sweater thing but these BOYZ (they have to be boys cause they didnt provide any info about the sizing!!! or if its a fleece or reg t-shirt material!) didn't tell me about the fit of this thing so lets hope its right. They only had an XS left in mens. so i got it. bamn thats my story love pics of scary naked girls, reminds me of myself. CoolGurlKrew 4 lyfe. This is so you Cairorama.

VIA


Wish my bewbs were this size

11.01.2009

The Monica Bellucci of ze food world

My love of fancy food started with NIGELLA <3 I used to glue myself to the TV when she came onto the food network. I remember I wanted to look and cook like her and have kids like her. . . FREAK.

My sister and I would play "Food Network" sometimes and I'd make her the film director or my child. depends.


the brits boys are nastayyy:
"I'd toss her salad with my engorged purple spatula anytime of the day or night. It's as simple as that. She can have my money and time in exchange for her buns and pussy. There, I've said it. Now you know." oh god. 

10.22.2009

"let the fly come to you"

Gab...so wise.
Dead Fly Art, no word on who makes these.
Imgs courtesy of  Mustache Florida contributor at Penned Madness


5.04.2009

my girls

Ok so...due to a very unfortunate story that I heard today about a DISGUSTING 20 year old scum bag monster and a sweet naive 15 year old girl I have decided to write this entry about luv n skewl.
I just want to remind all the boys and girls out there of a very important saying. I want this saying to be forever imprinted into your brains and NEVER EVER EVER under ANY circumstances think that it is o.k. to waive it. "ONCE A CHEATER ALWAYS A CHEATER" Am I right or am I right?!? Cheaters suk dixxx. So basically, please do not take back cheaters, all it says to the cheater is "HELLO I  AM REALLY DUMB PLEASE CHEAT ON ME AGIAN, IM NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR ANYONE ELSE. I LOVE THE PAIN YOU CAUSE ME. I AM A MASOCHIST"
Dear High Schoolers, 
Don't date people outside of high school. It's just so much more fun to date people that go to school with you! Really, you can still be cool and do this. You can also do fun high school things together, like go to pep rallies and wear matching outfits to skewl, and paint your faces on game days at school. SO FUN! Plus older boys/girls don't care about your stupid pep rallies or what Lisa said during lunch to Megan, or how Marcy and Sean broke up because she wouldn't give him a B.J. They also don't care/have sympathy for the fact that you have to go to bed early cause you have school the next day at 7 am. or that you are really stressed out over you AP human test. EVEN if they say they care, chances are they don't. If they are in college where you can't monitor them then they are probably cheating on you. 
ok thats it, enjoy high school it can be loads of fun.
xoxox 
moi
Fotos by Joseph Szabo